So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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