belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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