Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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