Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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