Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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