I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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