i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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