Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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