Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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