if i can run in heels then i can drive
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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