No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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