does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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