This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
