I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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