Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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