mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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