Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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