It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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