lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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