Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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