Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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