Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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