Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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