Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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