I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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