bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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