dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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