remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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