Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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