ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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