I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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