YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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