we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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