i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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