Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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