If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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