she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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