Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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