another moral hangover. fuck.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Someone signed my nipple.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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