So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just want nice things and good sex
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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