More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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