You can't motorboat a personality
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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