YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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