when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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