just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Porn is love you can see.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
