So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
