What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
