the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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