this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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