i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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