69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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