I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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