At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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