To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Randomize
