went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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