Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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