i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
